Dear People Ahead of Me at Traffic Lights,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/02/2014 at 22:08 • Filed to: Rant

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When the light turns green, it means go. It does not mean anything else and no matter how long you stare at it, it won't turn any other colors besides Red, Yellow, and Green. So, please react to the change of color by quickly surveying the intersection to make sure it's clear and drive on. That's it, don't dick around because that adds time onto the delay that everyone else is facing and takes away their time to get safely through the intersection.

/end rant

/truckers, you're next

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:10

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Unless you're on acid

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:11

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I just got in an accident because of this.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:21

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If you are ever in a situation like that, and you hear someone from another car yell, "Is that not the right shade of green for you?" out the window, congratulations. You've just met my mother.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/02/2014 at 22:23

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Or my dad.

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:23

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I swear these hop heads are hoping for a different shade of green.

The worst ones are the jackwaggers that come to a stop FOR a green light.

Maybe it's time for a traffic vigilante. Like Superman or Baman but he punishes rubberneckers and signal sleepers. Thus saving humanity.

E92M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:33

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Hang on let me take a selfie!

E92M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:36

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It's always the ones that race you to the red light to get in front of you!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:38

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I wish I was making this one up, but all it takes is one traffic light on Tamiami Trail...

#Florida

CiiNubbin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 22:59

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The one that gets me is the people who look in their review or side mirror before they go. Wait I want to yell at them is: "YES, I am staring at you because the LIGHT HAS TURNED GREEN AND YOU ARE NOT GOING. Why? WHY are you looking at me...the person behind you? You should be looking in front of you!"

Cajun Ginger > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2014 at 23:05

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hm if it's me in front of you just do a courtesy tap on the horn. I space out at lights. You'll recognize me by my license plate. Not going to totally dox myself but I'm a woman pilot and my plate says so.

wiffleballtony > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/03/2014 at 01:45

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This bothers me th most at left hand turn lanes. Also don't cut me off to be the first in the lane at a light and then take your sweet time when it goes green. You better punch it.